School nurse:
Well you just punched a minivan and you're not bleeding
Edward: I work out a lot
Bella: You sprinted across a parking lot in .001 seconds
Edward: No I didn't what's running I don't understand
School nurse: You should probably get to a hospital
Carlisle: Fuck off, we're going camping
Edward: No, he's married
School nurse: . . . . I don't even think I said that out loud
Edward: I work out a lot
Bella: You sprinted across a parking lot in .001 seconds
Edward: No I didn't what's running I don't understand
School nurse: You should probably get to a hospital
Carlisle: Fuck off, we're going camping
Edward: No, he's married
School nurse: . . . . I don't even think I said that out loud
Charlie Swan Appreciation
The only character I like in Twilight
team charlie
this ^^^^^
the only good thing in twilight
(Source: robstenisfearless)
gee-loves-pigeons-and-homestuck:
Oh my GODDDD
This is beautiful omg
Sheldon would be the best Edward
omgShennymyOTPIwillgodownwiththisshipdamnitOh boy. I would watch that shit if those two played Edward and Bella.
I’d be THE FIRST IN THE LINE OF THE CINEMA.
SHENNY! FUCK YEAH
I fucking love ALL of this! skjfbnsfkjsfnbsfbs *squeals*
bay! Bay! BAY!! LOOK!!!
(Source: sheldonleonard, via mrsclairestark-barton)
